Real piece of work

Euphemism for "fuckin' bitch."

Did you meet Ron's ex-wife Tammy? She's a real piece of work.

by Swass! II July 14, 2015

real football

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

real person sex

Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.

Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!

by Brobot0001000 November 9, 2010

Real Cam Girl

A legitimate girl who hosts a webcam chat that doesn't solicit porn sites or spam like most cam girls (a.k.a. cam whores)

I was talking to Kara22innc on AIM last night and she got me into her cam chat for free! I was surprised to actually find a real cam girl to to talk to who wasn't just looking to make money!

by qwerty12345 February 22, 2006

Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

by Wallydon January 6, 2010

Real Jager Bomb

A Real Jager Bomb is a shot of Jager dropped into a cup off beer, sometimes confused with pussy Jager bombs where people drop Jager into Red Bull.

I drank a "Real Jager Bomb" yesterday by dropping a shot of Jager into beer and all the pooseys dropped their Yager into Red Bull and grew vaginas.

by Ben Franklin Graeff May 25, 2011

Real Women

A real woman is someone who bury there husbands alive, SHIT on their husbands, cook their husbands and put there husbands on fire

REAL WOMEN SHIT ON THEUR HUSBANDS WE DONT NEED NO TOILET

by Chika Fujiwara September 29, 2020