van quie quie

Coolest cat in the whole world. Usually given to someone by a mean jerk named Zach, but still loved by many. Van for short, nobody could ever be a cooler cat.

Damn, that Van Quie Quie is the best cat ever!

by vanquiequiethecat April 7, 2017

justin quiber

A guy who is very annoying and u will have to watch bc he will take your best friend from you of ur not careful

Fred: have u seen Justin quiber lately

Rob: yea I saw him over there with another girl

by Sethsinter June 27, 2017

dios quiera

A word by latinos(specially Mexicans) used when said individual refers to it's inability to control it's own agenda or to be precise when referring to the future.

- Dude, have you finished that project you are always talking about?
- Man, I don't know, dios quiera and I will finish it.

by infions October 1, 2017

Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.

Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"

by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017

Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Noisy quiet

When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.

I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfect time to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…

by Banshee1978 August 2, 2021

Noisy Quiet

When you’re trying to be stealth but end up making a racket.

Shit, went to the fridge to grab a drink and the rest of the cans shifted in the box. Noisy quiets goin’ get me busted!

by Shmelisser August 6, 2021