quarter life crisis

As penned by John Mayer, a quarter life crisis occurs around the age of 25, as opposed to a mid-life crisis which typically happens around age 50

"might be a quarter life crisis, who knows?" J. Mayer

by ayun May 12, 2004

quarter pounder

a person that fucks someone in the ass

Jon is a quarter pounder because he fucked sally in the ass

by Mjorda14 November 10, 2008

quarter

7.5 grams for $50 Canadian vs $120 U.S. Anymore than 7 gs is trafficking?!?! You need to move to canada friend. Any more than a Z is trafficking!

We rolled a quarter blunt and blew smoke in the cops face. CANADA KICKS ASS!!

by iamMike July 20, 2008

4 quarters

Four quarters is when the world is going to end and evil takes over the world. If your name is four letters you are to blame for 4 quarters!

you are the reason for 4 quarters!

by foforyu December 29, 2008

quarterback sneak

When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.

Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.

by Squatting Dog March 18, 2008

quarter pound

An action in which two inebriated individuals knuckle pound one another's fist, with little or no effort. To do so, one must relax the hand to a point where little energy is consumed. Followed thereby with but a light tap of the individuals' knuckles. Thus, a knuckle pound with but a quarter of the energy used regularly.
*Works best whilst in a smoke-filled automobile

Post-script: The use of the word 'dyep' after the quarter pound is used in the most extraordinary of cases.

Chris: Damn that was some good pudo
Jordan: Yeah, that shit was good too..
<laughter>
Chris: Quarter pound that shit menh
<the quarter pound>
Chris: Dyep.
Jordan: Dyep.

by ETSN March 27, 2007

Quatro

A Quatro what a guy is getting when he's double-dicked in both his cum-holes at the same time.

There are enough cadets living in our pod that I often get a Quatro!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021