providing the brown

The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.

Partner 1: “Do you like to receive anal sex?”
Partner 2: “Yeah, I love providing the brown.”

by JFDI March 4, 2016

providing the pink

A person who receives vaginal sex, either penetrative or oral, is providing the pink.

Friend 1: “Did you have sex last night?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I was providing the pink.”

by JFDI March 4, 2016

promishits

Promises that are broken or if someone promises you something but they failed to do it.

Boy: I promise I will be better now. I promise.
Girl: F*ck off! I'm tired of your promishits!

by icyflame August 29, 2016

Promiscuous llama

When animals, engaged in sexy times, cause you to be late for an appointment...

"I would have gotten here sooner, but I ran into some promiscuous llamas!"

by McSparkles May 27, 2016

provivion

1. An adjective used to describe an ugly ass person.

Yo, Jermey is such a provivion .

I know he's so fucking ugly.

by HEY HEY HEY BLURRED LINES June 16, 2016

promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them

Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"

by bean daddy January 21, 2017

prosisimplely

Wesley is a fag

Have you heard that Prosisimplely

by Therinity April 9, 2017