polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street

Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.

by ItsAJohnson October 14, 2010

polish batear

A Polish Batear is when you spread the skin of your nuts and place it over a chicks face.

A polish batear is like a tea bag times 10.

by B smith November 15, 2007

polish blowjob

its when you go suck a guys dick and you blow on it and say "ok,im done"

I told booby i was gonna give him a polish blowjob if he came to my house.

by jtinax3 April 1, 2008

polish roundabout

When a bitch sucks off multiple men.

Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!

by shornballs September 8, 2007

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

polish teabag

Similar to the regular teabag, the polish teabag is where someone throws a grenade on the body of a player they just killed. The polish teabag got it's name because polish players commonly used this method of teabagging instead of the traditional method that is used more often.

The principle of the polish teabag is the same as that of the more well known teabag. It is a way of humiliating an opponent you just killed.

Gamer 1: Why did that guy just throw a grenade on my body lol

Gamer 2: It's his way of teabagging dude, it's called the polish teabag.

by A15kk December 23, 2012

polish the wood

When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.

"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."

by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016