polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street

Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.

by ItsAJohnson October 14, 2010

polish batear

A Polish Batear is when you spread the skin of your nuts and place it over a chicks face.

A polish batear is like a tea bag times 10.

by B smith November 15, 2007

polish blowjob

its when you go suck a guys dick and you blow on it and say "ok,im done"

I told booby i was gonna give him a polish blowjob if he came to my house.

by jtinax3 April 1, 2008

polish roundabout

When a bitch sucks off multiple men.

Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!

by shornballs September 8, 2007

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

polished headlight

The tip of the penis has been sanded down and subsequently polished (as one would detail a car).

Dan's polished headlight was too shiny for the ladies to resist.

by potatoiam September 27, 2013

Polish 100

When bowling you get a gutter on purpose, then a strike, 10 times in a row.

Score: - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - = 100

My Dad asked me, "What's up with the bowler next to us? Gutter, spare, gutter, spare, gutter, spare." I replied, "I guess he's either a shitty bowler or attempting a polish 100."

by The Wisdom Speaker August 31, 2020