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Clarinet Player

Someone superior to everyone (including the band director). A clarinetist enjoys long walks on the beach and being a better person than everyone else. Also infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
Person 1: Woah, is that a Clarinet Player?
Clarinetist: Yes I am indeed.
Person 1: I could tell because you are infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
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Coinflip player

Two meanings:

1. Someone whose playstyle in a competitive video game is feast or famine, in that they will hard carry games but also hard lose games by themselves.

2. Someone who has little to no impact on the outcome of a game so whether they win or lose is entirely dependent on how the enemy team and their team play irrespective of the player in question, hence the term coinflip - the player essentially flips a coin to win since either their team or the enemy team is better and they have no control over that.
1. John is such a coinflip player. He either goes 5/0 at 5 minutes into the game and carries or goes 0/3 and afks.

2. Bob is such a coinflip player. He just spam queues up games all day with a 50% winrate and either farms just to loses anyway or his team carries him.
by ZEENCARRYLORD June 9, 2022
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player material

A person who has the personality needed to become a player.
God, Diogo doesn't want to date. I think he could be a player if he wanted, he's player material
by sofiapcampos February 26, 2020
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Brexit player

Massive tall English players usually bald and apart if the EDL. Don't have a first touch smash the ball as hard as they can. Only will score goals with there head or a penalty straight down the middle
by Sean dyche April 23, 2022
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Apex Player

Someone who hasn't touched grass in days. They play constantly 24/7 and don't stop talking about the game. No-one else really cares about what they say because they don't play it, all they know is that it's just another shitty battle royale.
"Wow Lucas is more of an Apex Player than anyone else".
by Memes.r2steal September 11, 2021
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Shit Player

The person in team deathmatch that has 2 kills and 17 deaths. Players like this are usually known for costing your team the game.
Person 1: How did we lose, we did so good?
Person 2: Bro look at this shit player in last place, how do you even do that bad?
Person 1: Was that guy even trying? How do you die 17 times and only get 2 kills!!!!
by SirTaco123 September 9, 2020
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impact player

A type of player that in CSGO gets mad and beats their partners. They usually have some form of brain damage which causes them to think they are doing something in the game but in reality they don't.
He is an impact player.
I am an impact player.
by DoIKnowYouOrDoYouKnowMe July 17, 2022
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