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Fortnite player 

Okay, so here’s a very effective explanation of Fortnite players. It explains in great detail what Fortnite players are like, but does not directly insult them. So, without further ado…

Modern-day human beings are in many ways different from previous humans. One reason why is because of the 2017 video game called “Fortnite,” which started out as an average battle-royale game. As of 2019 Fortnite has obtained a very toxic community. It is imperative that people, especially children and teenagers, should not play Fortnite due to bad influence and a risk of many mental and bodily changes.

Children should not play Fortnite due to bad influence mostly obtained from toxic chat-room messages and squeakers in online voice chats. The toxic community on Fortnite induces a malevolent and repulsive influence on the language usage and behavioral patterns of children, impairing their communication skills and also causing them to use inappropriate language. Many youths like this, even small children, will start using racist language and will also increase their usage of cursing. This proves that children are most severely affected by Fortnite’s toxic community.
Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE—
Normal person: what the hell is wrong with you dumbass
Fortnite player: fortnite RULES
Normal person: so you know about a disorder called autism, right?
Fortnite player: uh… yeaaah?
Normal person: that’s you right now but worse
Fortnite player: ur just jealous that we’re better than your crappy Smash bros ass
Normal person: you seriously do not know how to function socially
Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE
Normal person: futile
Fortnite player by VeganCarnivore647 September 8, 2019
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Plug N' Player 

A guitarist who is so bad ass, he doesn't need any effects or pedals to play. He just plugs the guitar into an amp and plays the shit out of it.
Guy 1: "What pedals is Hal using up there?"

Guy 2: "None, he's a plug n' player!"
Plug N' Player by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

two player 

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
two player by captianstabber May 14, 2014

Saxaphone Player 

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star
“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player

Friend player 

Someone who acts and makes you think they are your friend and someone you can trust forever, but then one day they switch up on you for no reason...basically it’s like getting player but by your friend instead of your lover.
He’s a friend player don’t fw him...he a fake ass mf
Friend player by jjhasbollas August 17, 2019

Slinky player

When you’re playing a game and the opponent/enemy is absolutely horrendous at the game. The term comes from the idea that the opponent/enemy throws their controller/game pad like a “slinky” down the stairs and hopes for the best, giving them the name “slinky player” because they blow cock at the game.
Look at that fucking slinky player! He’s playing like an absolute dumbass! This man can’t even get one damn kill, let alone build to save his life!

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Slinky player by Obversedd October 18, 2019

Sensitive player 

the type of guy that seems perfect almost irreplaceable but has the reputation of a player. Usually it’s all an act and he was heart broken in the past but doesn’t want to admit it when you hangout he’s the nicest person you have ever met but acts completely different over text but tells his friends he likes you which leads you to think your being played thus dropping him when in reality that just hurts him again.
bobs an ass”
“Nah he’s just a sensitive player
Sensitive player by olivia32 December 19, 2019