bloom percent

absolute goat at mw3 unsetup huge virgin

“omg clyde reminds me of bloom percent.”

by p3rcnt July 4, 2018

the peacebuilder pledge

A chant made by the hell of school called St. Agnes which was forced to be said after each Pledge of Alliance. It is unrightfully forced upon students to stand up and raise their right hand. They then later used this as punishment to be implicated as a future rememberance. It is illegal. It must be stopped. It has scarred the minds of all students who have ever went there and it has been unrightfully branded into our minds forever.

Girl 1: “Do you remember when we went to St. Agnes?”
Girl 2: “Yeah! Remember they made us say the peacebuilder pledge every goddamn day!”
Girl 1: “Did Sr. Joan die yet?”
Girl 2: “Not yet. Rip.”

by Wildcherry04 December 31, 2018

The Peaceful Army

Fans of the band Greta Van Fleet, which is not to be confused with Led Zeppelin. The Peaceful Army is named after the band's second album, "Anthem Of The Peaceful Army". Despite the name, it's not evident that the fans are peaceful, though it is clear they have a great taste in music.

Person 1: I am a member of The Peaceful Army
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I listen to Greta Van Fleet
Person 2: Who? Oh, those Led Zeppelin imposters?
Person 1: NOOOOO! THEY ARE NOT IMITATING LED ZEPPELIN, THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SOUND AND CHARACHTER!!!

by villed3 September 20, 2021

"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017

world peace

Yes, it's ALL Bush's fault for us not having world peace. It's ALL his fault. Remember when he wasn't in office, and everyone was happy and no one was dying. Somalia was perfect, Camodia was a great place to live, and there was no PLO. But now that the Republicans are in office the world is a bad place, but before then it was all great and cool!

You dumb fucks need to realize that even if Ghandi was preseident we couldn't achieve world peace you smacktards.

by Elitist February 9, 2004

peaceful

perfect.

Everyone is so peaceful

by rarararaahahah November 23, 2009

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.
past tense- perceived

Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020