Crabby Patty

AKA - Urinal Cake

"CRABBY PATTY" - The unusual foreign object you find in Mens Urinals

by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011

Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.

"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"

by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005

pattymelt

the act of pleasing a woman orally.

He gave her a pattymelt

by pattymeltz February 5, 2010

beef patty

The stage in which your penis is not soft anymore, but not hard either. It's the middleground transitional stage.

"Man that girl is hot!" "Nah, she only gave me a beef patty"

by Hargret March 19, 2009

Chicken Patty

same as Flapjacks, the sack left behind dangling in between your dogs legs, after he is neutered

OMG The Dog looks like he has a Chicken Patty flapping around between his legs!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

patty mayo

American entrepreneur, YouTube prankster and actor residing in Southern California. Patty is best known for his bounty hunting series and stringing vlogs, in addition to his series portraying himself as a sheriff in Oregon.

Girl 1:have you watch patty mayo on YouTube
Girl 2:no

Girl 1: Well he have the best YouTube content on his channel

by Sltg September 24, 2019