Close Parker

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.

2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.

1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.

2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.

by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010

Parker

Parker is the kindest person you ever meet 4 things about her is .......................

Loving ,kind,smart, and she has a good booty b****

And if you're her special guy you're really lucky

Dang Parker got a good booty

by Rytdhfyf November 21, 2019

Sufian Parker-mian

Sufian Parker-mian is often used to describe something impressive or pleasing

I have just tugged myself off, the wank was a sufian Parker-mian

by Sufian’s bf May 6, 2021

Parker

An idiotic but very sweet guy and you are lucky to have him as a friend

Guy: Gosh Parker’s such a great guy

Girl: I know right

by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020

Parker wells

The most amazing, handsome, pure, and kind man I have ever met. will listen to what you have to say and it may take some time for him to get used to you but you just have to listen to him and tell him that he is worth it every day and he will soon love you.

that man was so sweet his name must be parker wells

by beesnpotions June 1, 2020

PARKER

A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.

AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER

by qwaesrty June 12, 2023

Parker

A sassy little prick.

"Man he gets on my nerves. He is such a Parker

by Trash Panda_ November 29, 2019