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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Parental Notification

That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.

They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).

They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

Q: What did you post?

A: A picture of my sandwich.

Q: Can I see?

A: Sure

Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge November 16, 2023
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Paredon

Someone beautiful and friendly that has that last name, a person who you can rely on and tell your deepest secrets to. She has a great personality and has the looks without makeup and with makeup, she is effortlessly beautiful.
“Hey is that Paredon ?”
“YES!” SHES so pretty, I wish I could look like her.”
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Paredon

A SEXY lady that u can look at and EDGE to her, she’s pretty like that.
“Hey it that Paredon ?”
“YES!” Hold on lemme..”
- mumbling-“IM A LYON PIECE OF CHIKEN , IM A LYON PIECE OF CHICKEN.”
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Pare

Pare is when a person got a very big gyatt, meaning they have a big butt, or should I say, ass. They have the most biggest butt that bounces in the air every time they walk.
Wow, She was a very big Pare!
by catlover182 November 20, 2023
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parental controls

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.
i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
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parental problems

When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.
“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”
by groundedaircraft December 8, 2023
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