Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.
I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.
by Oilrag September 29, 2009
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Shad Panda

The state of being unhappy, without cause for happiness.
I can't seem to be any good in bed, I'm a shad panda.
by AliceIn Wonderland September 19, 2003
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Panda cat

It's a human or panda cat that can have nine lives and be asian, black, and white but also most who are a panda cat don't know until the age of 15 and probably shouldn't know until their 8th life
I saw a panda cat eating bamboo and died then came back to life 3 times until I took away the bamboo from it
by Tony dew December 30, 2013
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Panda San

Incredibly awesome super-human being that often runs around beating random people with large chunks of bamboo.
People living in Mid-Michigan are often targets for the Panda San
by Panda San June 21, 2008
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Dirty Panda

Dirty Panda is when you continue to hump someone’s butt and you moan like a Panda. You then cum your partner and start getting real dirty. Let’s not get into too much details ;)
Dang, I wish I was her. She is such a dirty panda.”
by IdontNeedANameNow May 12, 2020
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the Panda song

Originally from Sifl and Ollie, it is a song about, well, pandas. There is an online video of it.
Here's famous lyrics -

"The pandas are coming, they'll rip your ass to shreds!"
"What kind of camoflage is this? Black and white? Hiding in an oreo factory maybe?"

That's the Panda song.
by Toee August 29, 2006
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