Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.

The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.

by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019

penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."

Penis paper illuminati

by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 11, 2013

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

Copy Paper

A paper that is purely white. A good comparison to an Irish person's skin.

Oh my god, did you see Anna? She's basically a sheet of copy paper!

by AnnaB123 August 8, 2015

Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020

Mad paper

A large quantity of funds.

"Yo, you hear Jamal on 19th Street is making some mad paper, B."

by RoundenBrown July 17, 2018