I'm a god damn onion mason

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"

Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"

by Maxipedia May 29, 2023

ickle pickle onion

A term of endearment and affection towards a close friend, often used by a Weez!! :-)

Used as phatic talk

I love you my ickle pickle onion
I love you too my prude prune

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez July 3, 2006

chili and onion

to take a dump on a girls chest then ejaculate on it OR visa-versa, what ever is good.

I was with this freak last nite and she made me chili and onion on her.

by dump 316 December 16, 2009

Purple Onion

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.

That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.

by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011

dutch onion

to breathe in someone's face after eating food containing raw onions

Mmmm. That salsa was delicious.

OMG! You just dutch onioned me!

by Brays Bayme January 16, 2011

Blind Onion

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.

2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )

www.blindonion.net

After eating his parent's Jimmy felt Blind Onion creeping down his spine.

by Blind Onion May 3, 2005

Punchin The Onion

To perform anal sex.

Izzie: wanna punch my onion tonight babe?
Chris: what do i do? <english accent>
Izzie: just put it in my bum
Chris: okay!
This is Punchin the Onion

by AssKiller123 August 30, 2011