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fry my onion 

A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.

Commonly done on celebrity shows
"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"
fry my onion by sillydillybilly September 12, 2023

I'm a god damn onion mason 

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"
Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"

ickle pickle onion 

A term of endearment and affection towards a close friend, often used by a Weez!! :-)

Used as phatic talk
I love you my ickle pickle onion
I love you too my prude prune

chili and onion 

to take a dump on a girls chest then ejaculate on it OR visa-versa, what ever is good.
I was with this freak last nite and she made me chili and onion on her.
chili and onion by dump 316 December 16, 2009

Purple Onion 

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.
That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.
Purple Onion by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011

dutch onion 

to breathe in someone's face after eating food containing raw onions
Mmmm. That salsa was delicious.

OMG! You just dutch onioned me!
dutch onion by Brays Bayme January 16, 2011