by Caseyjk November 30, 2006
Get the Glass Onionmug. To ejaculate upon the eyeballs of a passed out person. Seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. Glass eye.
"Sonova bitch passed out on my couch!" said Paul.
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"
And tada, there is a moral to this...
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"
And tada, there is a moral to this...
by Dr. Dong Coyote October 24, 2008
Get the glass eyemug. A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.
Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."
by Dr. Sven June 3, 2006
Get the glasses twatmug. by Robb33 February 23, 2013
Get the Glass Housemug. An effect that can occur during an LSD trip where the user sees the world in a similar way to how one would in a video/photograph taken through a fish-eye lens (or from inside a glass onion).
Man last night i was tripping balls. One minute i was in my room listening to The Beatles, the next i was in another world looking through a glass onion
by MONGOOOO May 6, 2013
Get the Glass Onionmug. The act or process of two people simultaneously defecating on the saran wrapped face of a willing and able third party.
After consuming copious amounts of Mexican food, my bro and I decided to give a female the glass menagerie
by 'The Crew' May 26, 2008
Get the The Glass Menageriemug. by Butch Magee August 11, 2017
Get the Fake glassesmug.