Nut Smeg

Its the cheese crud that collects around your teabag,and leg creases.
caused by poor cleaning habits,smell is atrocious.

I told my bf that he needs to clean his teabag more often,its covered in nut smeg.

by Joe hitts January 2, 2009

Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019

Reverse-Nut

When you’re cum goes back through your dick into your balls.

“Oh my god! I nut in her so I had to reverse-nut.

by Stony Super November 2, 2018

The Dick and Nuts

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

by HousSalad April 25, 2020

Little Nuts

Term usually used to describe a lanky twat with tiny acorn like balls.

Also know as Small balls, due to high intensity masturbating continuously emptying his sack of sperm quicker than it can be produced.

Adam Campbell’s got proper little nuts fo real.

by Chocolate Wrists September 17, 2018

Nut milk

Milk that’s comes out of nuts.

That girl drank all of my nut milk.

by Big daddy paddy January 9, 2021

sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019