Jobless & single when everyone else started working & married even if you finished & loved before all!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
Get the Jobless & Singlemug. After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.
Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."
by Terpsichore February 18, 2010
Get the Single Lagmug. 
When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017
Get the Single gogglesmug. National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍
by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022
Get the National Single ASB DAYmug. Single
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
Get the Singlemug.