by a random person thats cool October 19, 2010
Get the penismug. 
by mcqmcg July 12, 2007
Get the penismug. The male reproductive and urinary organ. It generally dangles down from the body of the owner and varies in length depending on several factors, namely:
The person who is telling you;
The place where the root of the penis is located (if in the crotch usually no longer than seven inches when erect, if between the ears usually up to five inches longer than that)
The person being addressed and the state of dress of both parties (if a present partner and both naked, the answer is most likely highly accurate. If a member of the same sex and both clothed, the length is usually overstated by up to five inches)
etc
The person who is telling you;
The place where the root of the penis is located (if in the crotch usually no longer than seven inches when erect, if between the ears usually up to five inches longer than that)
The person being addressed and the state of dress of both parties (if a present partner and both naked, the answer is most likely highly accurate. If a member of the same sex and both clothed, the length is usually overstated by up to five inches)
etc
by diddlee792 January 13, 2010
Get the Penismug. by al-e-cat July 2, 2007
Get the penismug. by SuckDicksForFun123 April 18, 2019
Get the Penismug. 1. A desire of mine to have.
2. Easily purchased in a variety of colors and sizes.
3. Comes with a pulse and without.
2. Easily purchased in a variety of colors and sizes.
3. Comes with a pulse and without.
by Jennifer Hinds July 1, 2005
Get the penismug.