Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018

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eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas

patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine

by sack o' potatoes September 30, 2011

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nine

Referring to a man’s penis.

I went to Rub and Tug and paid to get my nine pulled.

by MissRabbi February 9, 2019

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never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

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Nine Fifteen

A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.

You didn't get home last night until Nine Fifteen, And I'm not very happy about it!

by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025

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three-nine is a pussy slayer, he is usually a great football player and pours his heart onto the field. Occasionally, you will come across a three-nine with a missing tooth. Whoever wheres number 39 on your football team is automatically a 5-star multisport athlete.

Jake: OMG! who is that sexy motherfucker?
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE

by jakeyptheman December 3, 2020

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