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nail polish 

A gross liquid that supposedly makes your nails prettier. Used mainly by women but also by emo and goth men. It smells like car paint and i'm sure some weirdos sniff this stuff until they're high. Nail Polish is also known to make nails fungused by blocking light exposure under the nails. The only thing nastier than this stuff is press on nails.
secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.

straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.

secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!
nail polish by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006

nail technician 

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat
Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"
nail technician by Smell the roses November 21, 2016

toe nail surprise 

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.
If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.
The act of being electronically "nailed" and satisfied by another party.
Oh my God, I met this totally hot guy on line last night and he e-nailed me!
e-nail by MissMolly July 3, 2005

nail delay 

to balance a spinning frisbee on your finger nail.
when my friend threw me the frisbee, i caught it with a nail delay, and it spun on my fingertip for ten seconds.
nail delay by definite lee July 27, 2005

simply nailogical 

a youtuber that is addicted to drugs and holo
She’s trying to be Simply Nailogical !