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stink dick murphy

A cheap person who also smells like shit and is a faggot
Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week
by Stinkdicknigga December 30, 2024
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Chalk Murphy

A sweat or savory treat from a gas station or grocery store.
“I’m going to the gas station, anyone need anything?” “ Yeah gimme a lil Chalk Murphy.”
by AverilAdvil December 31, 2024
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Milo Murphy's Law

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025
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Murphy's Law of footlong-subs

If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.
Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
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Mollie Murphy

Mollie *cough* Agnes *cough* Murphy is a known defender of the gnome kingdom known for their curly locks and curtains to match.

The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.

Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
Ok Mollie Murphy we get it ur hairs curly. Mollie would respondno need to get so agnome on me now”
by Kimye September 11, 2025
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