field mount

Take a sexual position on an animal that you have just killed.

I shot a nice antelope and immediately field mounted it.

by Steve-O 99 October 22, 2022

Mount Dewm

Mount Dewm is a mountain in a weird version of Mordor that has Mountain Dew instead of lava.

Mount Dewm is the source of Sauron’s Mountain Dew monopoly.

by Ronnoc Yadim January 02, 2024

E-mount

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

by Jack Downes January 31, 2007

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 04, 2017

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 18, 2024

mason mount

lucy’s boyfriend

mason mount is the best player at chelsea

by lucyjamess January 17, 2022

mount silver

A pokémon creepypasta where slowly, everyone dies from hypothermia and frostbite, including red and YOU. Your pokémon die in this order, Meganium, Pidgeot, Lugia, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Typhlosion.
also that pikachu jumpscare scared the shit out of me along with celebi’s perish song that fucking hurt

Person 1: hey have you heard of mount silver
Person 2: yes, the celebi perish song hurt
Person 1: indeed

by ObscuredEyes November 27, 2021