Someone on Facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don't concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn't invite them to. They offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. They make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. They tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break "because you deserve it, hon" and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife " gets a little me-time". They promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). Facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but nobody ever does.
Sue: I see your Facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
by Kez 4 Prez June 14, 2016
A woman who is on welfare. Has 5 kid's by 25 that she can't take care of or support. Also lacks the brain power or beauty to get money any other way.
Welfare mothers have to rely on the state to get funds to live.
They don't have the looks or personality to get a well off man or to succeed on their own.
Welfare mothers have to rely on the state to get funds to live.
They don't have the looks or personality to get a well off man or to succeed on their own.
The welfare mother is a failure at life.
Don't blame her though. It's not her fault she can't keep a man or make enough money due to her lack of intelligence.
Don't blame her though. It's not her fault she can't keep a man or make enough money due to her lack of intelligence.
by kekeked November 14, 2008
by Nelly nel nel May 13, 2006
In a bowl of nachos, The large chip that has all the toppings on it (bean dip, sour cream, salsa) etc. You dip all the bare chips into its toppings. If eaten, you could die from eating all those bare chips.
"Dude you just ruined the nachos!"
"How?"
"You ate the Mother Chip and all its luscious toppings."
"ohh my bad bro."
"poor bare chips"
"How?"
"You ate the Mother Chip and all its luscious toppings."
"ohh my bad bro."
"poor bare chips"
by Kidd_Freshh July 06, 2009
by Timay December 26, 2002
Them people piss me off, "Mother McCready"!!!!!!!
by Ollieman March 31, 2011
by Morgan Leigh February 24, 2008