Mormon jacuzzi

During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.

I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.

by Handle Deez December 27, 2023

flying mormon

A sexy move

I gave her the flying Mormon

by Red it December 12, 2016

Mormon harem

Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.

The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Mormon harem

A group of females a Mormon is married to.

Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving

Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.

by duplicitycommon May 30, 2011

Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.

“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”

by Eat that pu557 September 05, 2018

mormon chicken burgers

Chick-Fil-A

"Hey Valen, lets get some Mormon Chicken Burgers!" exclaimed Daniel

by dfriemark February 15, 2019