screamin milf

After engaging in anal sex with the mother of your children, wipe your member clean on the curtains (and listen to her scream)

After climbing off of my wifes back, i wiped myself on the curtains and saw the perfect example of a "screamin milf"...

by milferizer March 14, 2008

Milf house

A group of girls going around asking for sex usually they smoke weed.

A milf house is out there on the street.

by Milf house May 7, 2018

milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part

Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.

by philologue August 16, 2011

Milf Hunting Ground

This is where you find women of an older age, usually between the age of 35-45 (or if she's still bangin past than who gives a fuck).

Places to go "hunt" for MILFS would be at a Lowe's, Home Depot or at a Little League baseball game.

Make sure you're confident and proud, don' be afraid to flirt or stare at her titties for a bit. Get loose, get happy, get laid.

MILF HUNTING GROUNDS: Home Depot, Little League games, Supermarkets, etc.

by Gmayne94 June 11, 2013

Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021

National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs

Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.

by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021

Chocolate Milf-Shake

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.

>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!

by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 22, 2011