a metrosexual is simply a man who is unashamed of indulging his vanity, and is stylish enough to get away with being vain.
it isn't about sex, and it's never applied to women. it's just a man who hasn't quite crossed the line into narcissism. avoid him all the same; like the song says, a man shouldn't spend more time on himself than he does on you.
it isn't about sex, and it's never applied to women. it's just a man who hasn't quite crossed the line into narcissism. avoid him all the same; like the song says, a man shouldn't spend more time on himself than he does on you.
custer was a metro sexual. william shatner is vain, but he's not a metrosexual. currently, most true, heterosexual metrosexuals are black men and italian american men.
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The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.
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Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.
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Swimmer 1: Guess what!? Coach says i get to swim 50 Meter Butterfly at the next meet!
Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!
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1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
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