mass

Un mass est un terme utilisé principalement par les baby boomers. Il designe un morceau de tissu porté au visage permetant d'éviter la proliferation de germes, bacteries et virus. Le baby boomer prefere le porter en dessous du nez, sous le menton, dans sa poche, ou meme ne pas le porter puisque il n'y a pas penser. À noter que le baby boomer n'hesitera pas à toucher multiples surfaces potentiellement impropre et par la suite descendre son masque et se grater le visage.

-Madame, vous avez oublié votre masque.
-A mon doux, mon mass.

-J'ai asser hate que ça finisse, on se reconnait pu avec des mass.

by PinkLady2004 October 8, 2020

mass

two people, as dictated by lord nicholas merle of the moving target

hey, that man killed two people, he is mass deathmatching

by chris_clear June 9, 2017

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Mass Hole

The most massive of all the Assholes, can also be the biggest Asshole of all Assholes you've ever known.

"My Ex sure is a Mass Hole"

by Aunt-Sass May 26, 2016

mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013

Mass

A verb meaning to measure the mass of something, despite the silliness of using "mass" as a verb.

Person A: Go mass that compound.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?

Or

Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.

by Eliyahu March 30, 2012