When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.
"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."
by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020
Get the Mass Surveillance mug.Guy 1: I'll put negative mass in my friend's bed so he can't sleep.
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?
by themastermcadochemist March 14, 2020
Get the negative mass mug.Un mass est un terme utilisé principalement par les baby boomers. Il designe un morceau de tissu porté au visage permetant d'éviter la proliferation de germes, bacteries et virus. Le baby boomer prefere le porter en dessous du nez, sous le menton, dans sa poche, ou meme ne pas le porter puisque il n'y a pas penser. À noter que le baby boomer n'hesitera pas à toucher multiples surfaces potentiellement impropre et par la suite descendre son masque et se grater le visage.
-Madame, vous avez oublié votre masque.
-A mon doux, mon mass.
-J'ai asser hate que ça finisse, on se reconnait pu avec des mass.
-A mon doux, mon mass.
-J'ai asser hate que ça finisse, on se reconnait pu avec des mass.
by PinkLady2004 October 8, 2020
Get the mass mug.Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.
Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.
Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013
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Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?
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Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?
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Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.
by Eliyahu March 30, 2012
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Exapmle 2: "Mass got pounded last night."
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by GeneralMudButt November 30, 2011
Get the Mass mug.Group of idiot teenagers who dress like valley girls/wankstas or just like douches in general. They go to festivals like the OCF, photosynthesis and Hemp fest because they have hippie/new age parents. They only go to try and get wasted and laid or to try and get free weed. They generally act like they are way better than everyone else and tend to piss people off. If they aren't with their horde they can be seen texted their horde so they can re-group.
Person 1: "Did you see that douche just ask out my sister? What is he even doing here? He's not a hippie at all."
Person 2:"He's just part of the mass horde. His parents are pretty chill though."
Person 2:"He's just part of the mass horde. His parents are pretty chill though."
by supaninja666 July 22, 2011
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