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Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.
For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"
by Yermy May 11, 2020
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Mash pateese

Jenny: do you want mash potatoes or Mac& cheese?
Sam:ummm, MASH PATEESE!
by hello_bye_556 July 31, 2016
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Mashed Potato Muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023
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pie mash

a White Man trapped in a Black Mans body
...yeah, that Johnson is a proper pie mash, always shouting a cheeky nandos
by itsAjokeTing December 16, 2016
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Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato
Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.
by Thomas Harold Watson March 30, 2016
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Midget Mash and Dash

When a friend that is under 5 foot 3 daps up 1 person at the function and goes home to play PS5
Alex trimboli preformed the midget mash and dash before he dipped to play 2k
by Tommyvercetti March 20, 2023
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Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
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