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mario maker 2 

Super Mario Maker 2 is shit!
mario maker 2 by dohgee July 22, 2022

Mario Alvin 

guy 1: MArio alvin
guy 2: Very true
Mario Alvin by alvintoilet July 23, 2022

Mario-Karting 

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

mario manifesto 

The rise of Mario mains in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate; Objectively better than the Falco agenda.
Tryhard: Have you heard of the Falco Agenda? It means that Falco is really good! And it onl . . .
Cool guy: I'm more of a Mario Manifesto man myself. *proceeds to take the tryhard to dunkin donuts.*
mario manifesto by Daman is Dendy November 1, 2022

Mario Kabanoss 

sausag
Mario Kabanoss sausagges
Mario Kabanoss by Golja November 24, 2022

Mario Kart 

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.
Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.
Mario Kart by randomkitten December 30, 2022