massachusetts mailbag

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.

I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag

by I am a mailman I know March 1, 2017

mailise

A cross between michael and lisa that resulted in a perfect little miracle. She is funny, outgoing, sexy, and smart. There is only a few mailise's in the world so find yours and hold on to her.

Mailise was so smart she passed her SAT in the 95th percentile.

by mastahdebater February 7, 2010

MailFunction

Where your postal service or post office functions wrongly or does not function at all.

"The past few days there has been some mailfunction on the telephone lines to Iceland Post. For 1-3 minutes at a time the connection is disrupted and excisting phone calls are cut short unexpectedly." - Icelandic Post Office news

by Jurgen222 August 24, 2010

MailGhost

An anonymous mail forwarding service, to send/receive letters and packages.

Much cheaper than a PO Box, and you don’t have to collect your mail.

1) I’m a cam girl and I need to send my cum-stained panties to some pervert without revealing my location – I’ll send them by MailGhost

2) I’m cheating on my wife/husband/partner etc. I need to hide 2nd cellphone/credit card bills, so I will get an anonymous mailbox with MailGhost.

by MailGhost November 16, 2014

[e-mail]

The mailing person who sends your emails back to you with a failure for no visible reason.

aaand, send. Not again! mailer-daemon sent it back once again!
[e-mail]: Message failed to send to <[e-mail]>

by Griggles October 19, 2020

e-mailsn

When you and a friend are replying to e-mails at such speed it looks like the two of you are chatting on msn. Must happen accidentally, at the risk of being a bona fide nerd.

Phil receives e-mail from Alex: ''Waddup man, let's kick it this weekend.''

Phil, replying: ''Cool, let's go to this bar I like.''

Alex, replying: ''Aight, let's meet at my place.''

Phil: Mmmh, e-mailsn moment.

by Ph.B May 4, 2009

dream-mail

(n.) - email letters and messages that appear in your dreams at night while sleeping, only to disappear into thin air upon waking

"Wow, last night I had a dream that I was emailing back and forth with Bill Gates, and he was replying to me, I couldn't believe it. And then I woke up and realized it was all just dream-mail."

-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building

by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009