Magic Negro

1. Reference to Barack Obama's ability to fix everything with fluffy words alone. Since he can imitate a good speaker with help of a teleprompter ignorant obamabots believe he can fix everything. He should be able to balance a budget, get free health care for deadbeats while not hurting the economy, zero unemployment and almost free solar/wind powered energy everywhere even though the science is not close to where he claims or affordable.

With his magic he was also going to make friends with misunderstood thug leaders in place like Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba. Turned out they were bad and they don't like him despite being a non-white guy. They laughed and mocked him just as they did those he Succeeded.

2. Abundant in recent advertising showing smart black people helping dumb whites out with things you know damn well they are capable of figuring out.

This magic negro Barack said we can have free health care. Now he just has to find a few Trillion dollars he does not have to pay for it.

Thanks to magic negros in commercials I know to save for my kids college, buy auto insurance and take Aleve for pain. White people never knew this!

by eldridge cleaver January 2, 2012

Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.

Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!

by Andy December 22, 2004

Magic AIDS

Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.

Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?

Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.

by LBC rat January 23, 2010

Magic Putter

This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.

Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!

Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....

by MadDogC October 16, 2012

Magic Awesome Sauce

Someone like Julius

Julius is the bee's knee's. The Cat's Meow. He is full of Magic Awesome Sauce like the jhagphin.

by THE_NICKSTER February 24, 2015

Magic conch

between a woman’s legs, her vagina.

He wants a piece of this magic conch !!

by tko2jks September 28, 2019

Maecy

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, charming and sweet and has the personality of that you will never, ever. Experience again. Everything about her makes you melt inside with so much happiness that you would you could spend every single second with her. Although her jokes are usually incredibly unfunny she says them with so much confidence that you can’t help but love them. She’s always there for you but never knows that you’re there for her.

Maecy is retarded. She is super inept

Maecy is possible the stupidest person I have ever met.

How does she interact with anyone outside of dolls and AI bots.

by Clitmuncher1244 January 20, 2021