Lucky Blinker

When you rip a cart for 7 seconds, hold for 7, hit it for 7 again and then inhale and hold for another 7.
It is said it grants immense luck inside of the smoke of a lucky blinker...

Weed Smoking Hooligan 1: Yoooo Bro Did you see that new Cart trick its called the Lucky Blinker
Weed Smoking Hooligan 2: Nah lemme try this its probably light brah! *takes Lucky Blinker* Oh shit *cough* what the hell is that? *100 dollar bill flutters down and emerges from the smoke*

Weed Smoking Hooligan 1: OH MY GOD THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!!! gimme that shit.

by Django Peterson. November 12, 2025

lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.

by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022

lucky

a smart guy with a big dick a variety of friends and a secret love interest for a girl named hannah

that guy is popular he's a lucky

by pyro moniac 2004 May 31, 2018

Lucky Penis

“Lucky Penis” is similar to the saying “Lucky Day!” It has been around for several centuries, having spiked in the year of 1896. It has made a comeback in the last couple of years.

“Hey look, I found a $20 bill on the side of the street!”

“Lucky Penis!!!”

by ggeraldmonster June 12, 2023

Lucky Joon

The guy in the middle of a 3 way fuckfest with a pair of transsexuals.

Pierre: I hear you were on double duty this weekend, both giving and receiving.
Joon: Yeah, they don't call me Lucky Joon for no reason man!

by L.Piere June 29, 2020

lucky cocksucker

A faggot without aids

Person A: Does Elton John have aids? Person B: No, not even a single one? Person A: Wow! What a lucky cocksucker!

by Sketchy with a K June 1, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025