Liquid soap rock star

You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train

I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

liquid smoke

synonym for milk

I poured some liquid smoke into my coffee.

by The Clawed Paper Towel Headset November 21, 2020

liquid wetsuit

Surfing the morning after a few too many drinks!

Yeah... i was wearing my liquid wetsuit this morning

by Dave the donut June 6, 2008

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

liquid violence

what you drink when you are consuming an ungodly amount of booze

“Rush week was tough, my big was drowning me in liquid violence”

by costcomembership February 7, 2021

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

liquid evil

Either something incredibly sexual or just evil personified in a liquid.

The second one was what I meant in my definition for “second”.

Sorry.

Liquid evil—in both definitions it is 70% pure evil. 99% off, buy now.

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023