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jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book
by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022
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knife

the thing that ends the wife's life
baby1:the life of the wife is ended by the knife
baby2:the loif of the woife is ended by the knoife
by normal brownies November 8, 2022
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Shonen Knife

A Japanese punk lady trio, hailing from Osaka, Japan. They formed in 1981 and they play power-pop-punk rock music inspired by the Ramones, Beach Boys, 60s 'girl groups' (singing trios) and Japanese pop. Unlike most punk bands they generally write about more 'positive' topics, esp. food, good times and occasionally sci-fi. They don't push a sexual image but they do have a 'cutesy-wutsey' kawaii image, and they often draw in the cosplay crowd but make no mistake - those women are punk rockers, and they can kick out the jams - HARD. Some critics label this band under the category of 'cuddlecore'.
1. I've seen and met Shonen Knife five times. They always put on an exciting electrifying set. They're very fan friendly, after a show they'll talk with you, pose for selfies, sign anything.

2. Their audience is expanding beyond generations. The last 2 times I saw them they were playing full houses to audiences that had adults in their 40s and 50s.
3. Play a Shonen Knife CD in your car and it'll take you outta your doldrums in no time.
4. Shonen Knife is simply a FUN band to hear and see. What's wrong with just plain fun? When they come to your town to play, check them out.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 15, 2022
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Butter Knifing

When a man is having gay thoughts about another man.
I had to leave the party because that guy was butter knifing me.
by Bl4ckwat3r June 3, 2022
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Uterus Knife

A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
by oocheeha December 15, 2021
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ikea knife

sharp knives. best for murder. also the most toxic gc actually
by Aanya ok February 5, 2022
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Knife Receptacle

A woman between puberty and late twenties who is attracted to serial killers and often mentions how their several severe crimes don't matter to her, because she finds them attractive and charming.
Person A: I heard Melissa got asked out yesterday.
Person B: Yeah, but she turned it down because she said "he wasn't mysterious enough for her". All these serial killer documentaries have turned her into such a Knife Receptacle.
by Hobgox February 5, 2022
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