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Bitch Killer

The off-kilter humor blog of one M. Bitch Killer.
"M. Bitch Killer, he's not a misogynist, he just hates his mother."
by Damn Ninja January 15, 2008
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Kill or be killed

Basically how the universes work
Anyone who believes life is not about kill or be killed should do a reality check
by Sir. B August 27, 2021
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Kellenberger

A blatant lie, also defined as stories that contradict one another.
Sean is such a kellenberger, his stories make no sense and its obvious none of them are true.
by Jcoldwell December 6, 2009
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you killed it

"You killed it" is what one says to the other who puts an end to a funny joke.

People will be laughing at a certain joke, then someone will try to enhance the humour by adding a witty comment or something(see list below) to get more laughs albeit failing miserably and making the joke not funny anymore.

The most common ways to kill a joke are to tell the joke so often to the point it isn't funny anymore, or to attempt at enhancing the humour by displaying a sarcastic/witty comment, taking the joke literally or stating the obvious.
1. "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"Dude, cut it out! You killed it a long time ago, you told the joke so many times!"

2. "why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"to get to the other side"

"hahahahahahahhaah!"

"maybe the chicken needed to go to the bank!"

"(sigh), you killed it."

3. "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?"

"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven!!!"

"Well why would anyone wanna put a Jew in an oven? They're humans too!"

"It's a joke dumbass, you killed it..."

4. "How do you get 4 fags to fit on one bar stool?"

"Turn it upside down."

"HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! That's a good one eh?"

"Wow, sounds like they must've enjoyed it, huh?"

"You killed it again!"
by Your Username Here October 14, 2009
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Killer Bee

An advanced type of bee that moves in gigantic swarms like wasps, but is slightly bigger. They attack with great ferocity, and inhabit warmer regions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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the killers

Cleaner living 'rock stars', they are an amazing band with poetic lyrics and amazing instrument playing on the parts of sirs Vanucci, Stoermer, Keuning and Flowers.
Had/have loyal underground following, but achieved recent mainstream success with Somebody Told Me and Mr Brightside.

Described more than once as "The Next U2".
"I took my baby's breath beneath the chandelier
of stars and atmosphere
and watched her disappear
into the midnight show"
by mel March 16, 2005
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Al the Killer

A young psychotic boy who gets off on killing others, especially young women. Proficient with a sniper rifle, especially his own heavily-customized bolt-action M40A3 sniper rifle, dubbed "Faint of Hearts" by frightened citizens. Usually loves to insult and batter the victim before killing, usually by eviceration and torture. His name is usually used to promote fear or unexplained situations.
Man, I think Al the Killer was just here; there's blood on the floor.
by Aleksandr December 13, 2008
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