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Lock and Key

The act of performing anal sex on a woman and being able to tell anyone in a very clean and discreet manner. It is also a way for a woman to show her man that she is willing to go above and beyond the call of duty to please him.
"Hey bro....i got the Lock and Key from my girl last night."

"Baby, when are you going to let me get that Lock and Key?"

As I approached the bedroom, little did i know that she had the lock and key waiting for me.
by daddyof2lilshiz August 12, 2011
mugGet the Lock and Keymug.

keys

diz iz fo' da g's in tha keys mo'fucka
by nigga1646 July 7, 2011
mugGet the keysmug.

Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.
by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007
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Key chain

One of the many items I have shoved up my ass.
Emily: I shoved a key chain up my bootyhole
Beth: Haha...I lost my keychain a while ago....
by Helen's corndog March 2, 2020
mugGet the Key chainmug.

Key Slocum

Key is awesome. He used to have cool shoes, is very fun to talk to, and is super sexy.Anyone is extremely lucky to be friends with him. :D
by Anna February 24, 2005
mugGet the Key Slocummug.

Stinky Keys

The art of farting on your roomate's keyboard while he is out of the room. When the roomate returns, they are greeted with some stinky keys when they go to check their email.
"My roommate was pissing me off so when he went down to the cafeteria to grab some lunch, I made sure to leave him with some stinky keys."
by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009
mugGet the Stinky Keysmug.

Skeleton Key

When a man has sex with every orophus in a woman's body, he has unlocked every hole and therefore has the skeleton key.
"Dude, she give you the skeleton key?"
"You know it man, it took a lot of effort, but i finally got it."
by boombaby1991 September 23, 2009
mugGet the Skeleton Keymug.

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