Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!
by ilovejuan September 27, 2017
by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp January 27, 2021
Juan is a tall amazing beautiful model like puerto rican man, He’s sweet and charming and lovessss to get his girlfriend chipotle, He has amazing music taste and amazing hair. If you have yourself a Juan do not let him go.
by axCoolpandalolX December 26, 2023
Juan isn’t the brightest in the head but has the biggest. Usually Mexican and usually pale.He likes girls but never admits to who specifically he likes.His teachers think he is special and very gifted but is wasting his talent.He usually is in high school and usually doesn’t like school m. Usually a gamer and is very cool and stylish and romantic.
Juan’s style is impeccable.
by Mary145 October 24, 2019
Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.
“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”
by 1.3.4-1 August 11, 2020
A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away “
by Onlymesoshutup July 09, 2019
by Onlymesoshutup July 09, 2019