Kevin Jonas

The hideous lead guitarist of the brainwashing boy band "The Jonas Brothers."

Who is the ugliest of all the Jonas Brothers?

Kevin Jonas.

by Jonas Hater January 4, 2009

Jonas Brothers

1. Marginally talented pop boy-band manufactured by large corporation (noun). 2.Keen use of Myspace and Youtube sites to enlist legions of underage fans who seek bland, safe music and parentally-approved young men (verb).
3.Variety of overly processed,non-threatening disposable pop songs and consumer junk that contributes little to culture but generates tons of cash for the machinery involved (adjective).

1."Hey, did you hear that Wallmart has molded and trained expired Wonderbread and mayonnaise into a fresh pile of Jonas
Brothers."
2. We were gonna learn to play well, write some innovative songs and develop our own ideals but we figured we could just Jonas Brothers our way through.
3.Nobody will want this stuff in five years but right now its totally Jonas Brothers.

by katsup June 29, 2008

jona

a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.

Damn, shes such a jona! i wish she wasnt so hard to get.

hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!

by this*is*my*name*bitches April 10, 2007

Jonas Brothers

In my opinion, they're okay. I don't think they suck, but on the other hand I don't think they're the greatest band ever & I have no desire to bang Joe.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.

"The Jonas Brothers suck!"
"No, they're awesome!"
"They're alright"

by Joe!!!!!! October 17, 2008

Joe Jonas

if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.

me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore!

Joe Jonas:sounds good!

by eyyyyoooo November 1, 2008

Jona

Jona ist sehr dähmlich er geht auf die Baumschule und tanzt seinen Namen

Sein IQ ist -30000000 niemand will die jona Seuche bekommen jeder verabscheut ihn

Jona: Hallo ich bin Jona

Person 1: Hilfe ich will sterben

by Joh CeeenA January 4, 2017

jonam

Guy who is a funny guy who is Obsessed with Zelda

Bro Jonam Played Zelda all night

by Irishman8000 September 26, 2017