Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.

Me at Mc Donald : HIDE YOUR TABLES JONAH MARAIS IS COMING.

by Living_for_kay_cook November 9, 2019

jonas brothers

some of the nicest people on the face of planet earth! great at singing and extremely hot.

the Jonas brothers had a GLOW UP.

by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 21, 2019

Jonah

Coming from a Jonah, Jonahs are loyal to you if you are loyal to them. They usually easily forgive you because you are their friend. They stick up for what they believe in, and NEVER let it go. They will do ANYTHING to protect a significant other, family, or really anyone who needs it. These people are who you want on your side.

You: "What's a Jonah?"
Me: "Read the paragraph above you"

by JDHC03 May 20, 2020

jonasz palacz

The strongest male and is very fast.His reflexes are very speedy but not only that he is also sometimes called the son everyone would like.

Jonasz Palacz won the race

by Jonasz Palacz November 8, 2020

Jonah

A person with a god complex

Hey how are you doing
JONAH (godly)

by OCTANE69MAIN May 19, 2021

Jonah

Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.

Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are

Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol

by Yourwickedhotmother November 21, 2021

Jonah

A person who acts like a dick and has a billboard for a forehead, really arrogant

Damn, your dumb Jonah with that big ass forehead.

by ChadBrosky November 16, 2021