John Faust

A teacher, a legend, a man of all trades. John Faust.
When in doubt, ask John Faust.
by FaustBingo2012 December 11, 2011
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john may

The Goat who died for our sins...lol and RIP
"John May died for our sins"
by #POLICJA October 05, 2017
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John Craig

Retard
John Craig is a huge retard
by Papa petey November 22, 2019
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john

some who makes bitches go away
kim is such a john.
by dfghuishiser October 13, 2018
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John

A migit that gets all the hoes and has many names and is kind and funny
John is from asia
by Dr.Chopsticks March 03, 2018
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John

Piece of shit. Also ironically the name of a toilet in the UK
I am going to take a shit on the John
by Supercoolman16 February 28, 2017
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DEAR JOHN

A goodbye letter from your girl. Congratulations, you're dumped. For playas: No prob. Jus move to the one next in line, nah mean? For the romantics: Try to avoid all sharp and dangerous objects & substances if possible.
What's worse? Being left and never getting a goodbye.
by Joshiro007 March 02, 2003
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