fuckin jew

What George Clooney says when he gets nailed for drunk driving.

You fuckin jew don't you dare arrest me, I'm George fuckin Clooney, got it sugar tits???

by Richard Burger September 8, 2008

Jew Dick

Something that has gone terribly terribly wrong.

Man this entire day is complete jew dick

by half86 November 22, 2011

Stealth Jew

A Jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a Christian person.
Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew.

All the money... Twice the testosterone!

Bob: Did'ja Hear the one about the Jew in the concentration camp...
Marc: What did you say Motherfucker?
Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something?
Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch"
Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!

by The Machine September 22, 2008

jew japped

1. To be suprised by a sudden loss. 2. To have someone suprisingly beat you at the last minute.

I've been jew japped, that guy got a flush on the river!

by cnice82 November 8, 2007

jew fro

Jew Fro: (adj)

1) A non-African American afro, which explains a hairstyle that is bushy enough to grow upward predominantly found on jews. Usually found in a much more un-manicured state of that than a 1970's basketball star.

2) Dustin Diamond's hair-do. (aka screech)

Man I fucking hate that gay ass Dustin Diamond, i wish that drill Sargent would have beat his fat ass on celebrity fit club. I would love to light his jew fro on fire.

by Brando239 January 4, 2008

jew-gold

A pouch of gold held by all jews around their neck. This bag is concealed and hidden from non-heebs. When attempting to steal the Jew's gold beward of their bag of fake jew-gold also held to trick the unsuspecting. Jews are very greedy and very crafty.

I tried to get Zonkas jew-gold the other day and all i got was this bag of dredles. That jew and his money.

by Marty Schottenheimer July 25, 2008

Prairie Jew

"Prairie Jew" is an ethnic slur directed toward the Amish, because of many similarities between their strange customs and manner of dress with Jews, their habit of fucking "The English" (i.e. everyone who isn't Amish) in business dealings, their use of non-Amish to carry out tasks that are contrary to their beliefs (cf. Shabbat Goys in the Jewish community) and their antiquated belief system itself.

I just went to that Prairie Jew department store in Shipshewana - everything is outrageously expensive, and they had Prairie Goys working the cash registers so they wouldn't have to use electricity.

by NorthernHoosier1 May 18, 2011