jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild November 2, 2012

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Jet Slag

Someone who flies too much

"No wonder Jack's got jet lag, he's a jet slag"

by hairygunt December 5, 2011

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man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster

Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted

by Manjetsgeoff October 6, 2011

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jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

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Jet

A person someone focusses on to avoid ongoing problems in his or her life. A Jet gives someone a reason to temporarily forget about their ongoing misery, usually through a sexual relationship.

"I heard he has been fired twice in the last 3 months?"
"Yes, and he has not been to a single job interview due to this Jet he's been seeing."

by OVLWO November 14, 2023

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Jet Neptune

Popular comedian and American pornographic actor Sam Hyde's sidechick. He is a proud homosexual man with a fragile ego who often finds himself in petty online drama. Used to be a musician but that didn't work out.

X: Shalom brother Y, can you help me with my homework?? I swear I won't turn my back on you after it's done.
Y: Yeah, just don't Jet Neptune me.

by Samiul Haider December 19, 2023

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