JeepJorp

It’s that fucking JeepJorp. I’m telling you. Trump was a hapless political bullet sponge. And then JeepJorp comes along with his sophistical charlatanry, parallel rise to power. And now he’s “advising” politicians. Jesus Christ. 🤦 ♂️ You guys are really going to regret you stance on guns.

Hym “Yep... it’s that fucking JeepJorp. Psychopathic rat. I tried to warn you. You see what he’s doing right? That is why this is a problem.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Jeems

1. A virtue signaller.

2. A closeted homosexual.

"Hey man, why is that fruity guy trying so hard to show everyone he's not racist?"

"He's just jeems"

by David's Penis August 11, 2023

phat jeezy

The title given to someone who smokes the marijuana and is currently in the process of making copious amounts of marijuana laced edibles.

Fuh real dawg, even Lil' VRRM Industry Nate (Voracious Rectal Reefer Mogul) agreed that Michael was definitely the Phat Jeezy when he saw the size of the RiceCrunky Treats™ pan he was operating on!

by MuscleNoodle April 14, 2017

o jeez rick

What morty always says when he's acting like a little bitch and tries to ask rick to do something to SAVE HIS LITTLE DUMBASS

"o jeez rick, this seems really dangerous"

by PICKLRICK June 19, 2018

CP Jeebies

The mixture of discomfort and revulsion you feel when you suspect someone to be a pedophile.

That Joel guy is pretty creepy, he gives me the CP Jeebies.

by willtherebeboobies November 9, 2018

Double-Jeez

A step up from a Single-Jeez, but not as extreme as a Triple-Jeez. Used as a reactionary phrase to otherwise controversial or extreme subject matter.

person A: "Dude I totally had a little boy so I could get a settlement out of the catholic church"
person B: "Oh..." "That's a double-jeez"

by Rilzdahboy April 17, 2019

Mango Jeez

A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.

Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth

by GodJeez February 24, 2022