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Jack Macklin 

a pure poof cake
"Jack Macklin is a Pure poof cake min"
Jack Macklin by imabittystoned October 1, 2018

Jack Marston 

That little dude that roams around camp
Well well its Jack Marston again
Jack Marston by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019

Jack Wheelchair 

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.
I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?
Jack Wheelchair by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019

Jack of All Asses

A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."

Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
Jack of All Asses by Guregori February 24, 2020

jack rolled

Getting robbed while being drunk.
I left the party liquored up and got jack rolled while staggering home.
jack rolled by whippleshield July 17, 2020

Jack Green

When you do a Jack Green. YOu do a gay.
Oliver Sinclair (male): wow he's so hot
Linoln Potter (Male): BRO! Why did you just pull a jack green??
Jack Green by sinclairmoto April 22, 2022