cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

“Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 12, 2018

Jet 2 holiday

Nothing makes a jet 2 holiday

Darling oh my head. Nothing makes a jet 2 holiday

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 11, 2025

Pit jet

a steady jet of water created by one holding the hand undewr the arm, filling the hollow area with water, and squeezing hard, thus launching water from any small crack between skin of hand and armpit. It is the same as the under-arm fart, but there is no sound, just a steady jet of water; quite amusing to be exact.

Ha ha ha, Bob, that was the longest pit jet I have ever seen.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Jag Jet

Jag Jet is when you go to the toilet after drinking too much Jagermeister and have a Jet stream of Jager Poop come out your anus.

My god terry, I had far too much Jager last night. The jag jet i got this morning was catastrophic.

by condorman1 September 24, 2010

Jet Lee

Definition #1: An action of being completely ignorant when it comes to important stuff such as meals, important phone calls and assignments.

Definition #2: Ignoring the surroundings when it comes to playing online games.

Definition #3: Getting deans list despite no study.

Situation 1
Person 1: Baziq has not been answering my calls for the whole day, I think he is playing LoL.

Person 2: Ah, Baziq has immersed himself in a state of Jet Lee.

Situation 2
Person 69: I got a 4.0 by not studying at all, I have Jet Lee-ed.

by SMESH-SMESH August 7, 2019

redneck jet fuel

Another term for Monster Energy.

Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

Cornhill Swiffer Jet

When you ejaculate in a girl’s mouth and then quickly flip her upside-down so the juice runs out of her nostrils onto the floor, followed by a prompt mopping of the floor with the hair on her head.

“I think I found the one… finally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”

by bflem August 16, 2025