Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

by ScreenNamesAreForWimps December 24, 2017

toilet whisperer

A toilet whisperer is a person that can clean the poop out of a gas station bathroom in under 3 seconds

I can handle it, I am the toilet whisperer.

by toilet_eater September 24, 2020

Whispering sweat nothings

Sweat pillow talk, according to Logan. Definitely make sure you know the definition before using it innocently in Biology class while talking to another dude.

Levi told Logan he was whispering sweat nothings to him... Levi didn't know what that meant... Levi is sheltered.

by The Winning Man December 08, 2023

Careless Whisper

Farting at a glory hole

"Ugh, I visited the video store the other day and some bottom let out a careless whisper when he stick his ass up to the glory hole.

by Dirt McGregor May 07, 2022

Whispering Junkie

An addict who is really lowkey about it.

Yo dud you hear about Jeff? I had no idea he was a whispering junkie

by Zaddyzaza April 30, 2023

Pool Whisperer

The guy that when you're playing pool gives unsolicited advice to you even though he plays worse than you.

Here comes Danny's to be the Pool Whisperer again. I hate THAT guy.

by mobiledick July 16, 2022

Whispers on the moors

Rumors spread by word of mouth throughout a school or workplace, usually involving someone’s past

“Have you heard the whispers on the moors about Jessica & Tyler?”

by MonkeyCrumbl May 27, 2025