science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.

Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

science friction

When you're watching a science fiction anime and there appears to be sexual tension.

When I was watching Steins; Gate there was a lot of science friction.

by Agentw21 December 27, 2017

Science

To test something sporadically, usually in a video game.

"Can you break your fall with water in the nether?"
"Idunno. Science it."

by Dee54 September 16, 2020

Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate

I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017

Science

Why on earth do we need to know how the damn world works. Okay, I get that some things are useful, but de we really need to know why our water can turn into ice? And all it is is fucking confusing. So, science is the study of facts or truths that are systematically arranged and show why general laws work how they do. Why the HECK do we need this sort of information in our heads?

When ice turns into water, it is science doing it's thingy.

by ima dumbass bitch September 8, 2020

Chad Science

Another term to describe people having taken ship science as they are the chads of engineering.

Person A: Hey, so what's your course? I'm a law major.
Person B: Oh, I'm doing ship science.
Person A: Ah yes, chad science.

by KatyPewy February 12, 2022

Pochi Science

pochi science is a cringey ass annoying youtuber that makes everyone turned into Girls/Waifus and most of her fans are just an 5 year olds and Cringey Ipad Kids who got kindergarten dropout. Some of the people hated pochi science and Lankybox Fans and Lankybox teams pochi science to milk every new trends that went viral on internet. And Then pochi science fans getting mad because someone criticize lankybox and pochi science. Most Of Pochi Science Fans are Retarted and she has the most toxic fanbase that more worse than dream, jellybeans and other cringe youtubers fanbases.

Toddler: im wawching pochi science

Her/His Dad: WHAT AND GIVE ME THAT CHUNKY ASS IPAD!!!!
Toddler: if you get taht Ipad i wILL crY lOUD
Her/His Mom: Your Dad is correct and im going to adoption center.
Toddler: NooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by YourLocalOGISMHater December 5, 2023