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internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life
mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome
by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014
mugGet the internet syndromemug.

Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
by Biffb December 15, 2008
mugGet the Internet Savantmug.

Internet Casualty

"Internet Casualty" is a named applied to those who spend their nights on the internet, and then wander around in a sleep deprived haze during the day. This means that they dont have enough energy to do anything productive, so they fill that void with more internet.
by 852derek852 September 8, 2009
mugGet the Internet Casualtymug.

chulo internet

"This nigga got some chulo internet mah nigga"
by ibvoss August 7, 2020
mugGet the chulo internetmug.

Internet gangsta

Trying to look hard thru a screen usually because they are hoping to gain the respect that they lack in their real life.
Damn that Athena sure is a internet gangsta
by Mrgoodguy August 27, 2021
mugGet the Internet gangstamug.

Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
by RogerTango July 29, 2012
mugGet the Send an internetmug.

internet dust

when something in a game (or online in general) goes untouched or is forgotten about for an extended period of time, basically collecting dust as a physical item would.

an instance of this actually being thought of by game developers is in Pokémon Platinum, when your gym badges go ignored, they become dirty and dusty.
Aw fuck, I forgot I left this car in a random-ass garage in GTA. It just sat here for months and collected internet dust.
by CelesteWuff February 19, 2023
mugGet the internet dustmug.

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